What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 09:36

Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No way
Thumbs down again.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
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Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
share office space ...
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Just Forget it!
So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.
Still no good
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
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Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
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No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Minds and Behinds
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